How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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