He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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