He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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