He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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