just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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