what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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