It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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