Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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