Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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