They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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