I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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