I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You pole danced in your parka.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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