is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Mom said you looked used
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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