I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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