Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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