you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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