You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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