so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I believe in your delicious
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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