Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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