I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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