Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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