halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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