Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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