If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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