Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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