: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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