So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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