yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
