You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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