Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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