Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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