i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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