We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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