that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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