dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She's the barista slut.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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