I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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