you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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