just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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