she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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