Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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