I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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