I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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