she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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