She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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