Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
