my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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