You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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