Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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