No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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