I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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