It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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