I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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