what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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