we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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