Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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