is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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