I wish I only lived at night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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