i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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