what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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